Trumpopotamus

A critically endangered species of orange colored bipedal hippopotamus

There is just one last living trumpopotamus in the world, kept in a zoo at 721-725 fifth Avenue, Manhattan

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 27, 2022

trumpopotamus

A politician with a mind and an ass like a hippopotamus

The photos of the dufus golfing demonstrates that he is a trumpopotamus

by euphemismo March 1, 2019

Trippopotamus

A hippopotamus that is tripping on psychadelic drugs such as LSD or Pscillocibin mushrooms. They commonly reference "trippin' balls" and "Grateful Dead laser shows".

I took mushrooms at the Bassnectar concert with a Trippopotamus that kept telling me about the Grateful Dead laser show he watched last week.

by Jewboy, Beeeeen, and Mel Mel March 4, 2010

grumpopotamus

a grumpopotamus what one would refer to their spouse or partner when they stomp around and grunt as the only means of communication when diplomacy is needed. this is the act of being distant, hung over, hungry, sleepy, drained, emotionally compromised and not talking about whatever it is. ultimately just picking a battle or argument for no good reason with someone when they should be having fun.

hey you what's wrong? NOTHING! come on now, what's up honey? NOTHING! come on sweetie talk to me! RAWR! damn your acting like a grumpopotamus!

by KATSHYT January 30, 2014

frumpopotamus

a dowdy unattractive girl or woman with an extremely large head and mouth

At the restaurant the other day a frumpopotamus was spotted devouring a large salad, while talking through the entire meal.

by Mr Uggface April 8, 2010

trampopotomus

A term to describe the type of female, and we all know at least one, minimum 180 lbs., wearing clothing 3x too small, sloppy mouth, cellulite quite common, bad hair dye job and nasty feet that will look you in the eye and swear they can be trusted. Then proceed to happily take a ride to get you drive-thru while you are home sick. Make a stop at your boyfriends. Blow him. Swallow him. Eat 1/2 an order of large fries on the ride back to you. Giving you the half eaten fries keeping the full. Telling you the bill was $9 while it was $6. Telling you she hopes you get better smears a wet good bye kiss that leaves behind that familiar scent of your mans anus as she leaves.

Did you see that the fat ass and sagging tits of Sally while she was blowing the new kid under the bleachers during the game? She is such a trampopotomus!

by Marcello1323 October 16, 2019

Grumpopotamus

1. (Adj.) One who mopes around all day, complaining about anything and everything .

2. (N.) One who intentionally creates situations to justify their grumpiness

Wow, David, you really are a grumpopotamus

David is a real grumpopotamus today.
SEE David.

by Local94eng June 9, 2023