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trumpopotamus 

A politician with a mind and an ass like a hippopotamus
The photos of the dufus golfing demonstrates that he is a trumpopotamus
trumpopotamus by euphemismo March 1, 2019

Trippopotamus 

A hippopotamus that is tripping on psychadelic drugs such as LSD or Pscillocibin mushrooms. They commonly reference "trippin' balls" and "Grateful Dead laser shows".
I took mushrooms at the Bassnectar concert with a Trippopotamus that kept telling me about the Grateful Dead laser show he watched last week.

grumpopotamus 

a grumpopotamus what one would refer to their spouse or partner when they stomp around and grunt as the only means of communication when diplomacy is needed. this is the act of being distant, hung over, hungry, sleepy, drained, emotionally compromised and not talking about whatever it is. ultimately just picking a battle or argument for no good reason with someone when they should be having fun.
hey you what's wrong? NOTHING! come on now, what's up honey? NOTHING! come on sweetie talk to me! RAWR! damn your acting like a grumpopotamus!
grumpopotamus by KATSHYT January 30, 2014

frumpopotamus 

a dowdy unattractive girl or woman with an extremely large head and mouth
At the restaurant the other day a frumpopotamus was spotted devouring a large salad, while talking through the entire meal.
frumpopotamus by Mr Uggface April 8, 2010

trampopotomus 

A term to describe the type of female, and we all know at least one, minimum 180 lbs., wearing clothing 3x too small, sloppy mouth, cellulite quite common, bad hair dye job and nasty feet that will look you in the eye and swear they can be trusted. Then proceed to happily take a ride to get you drive-thru while you are home sick. Make a stop at your boyfriends. Blow him. Swallow him. Eat 1/2 an order of large fries on the ride back to you. Giving you the half eaten fries keeping the full. Telling you the bill was $9 while it was $6. Telling you she hopes you get better smears a wet good bye kiss that leaves behind that familiar scent of your mans anus as she leaves.
Did you see that the fat ass and sagging tits of Sally while she was blowing the new kid under the bleachers during the game? She is such a trampopotomus!
trampopotomus by Marcello1323 October 16, 2019

Grumpopotamus 

1. (Adj.) One who mopes around all day, complaining about anything and everything .

2. (N.) One who intentionally creates situations to justify their grumpiness
Wow, David, you really are a grumpopotamus

David is a real grumpopotamus today.
SEE David.
Grumpopotamus by Local94eng June 9, 2023
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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