fruit tart

Homosexual prostitute

Joe is such a Fruit Tart!

by Joseph Smithsonian May 8, 2014

Russian Fruit Tart

1. The sexual act of placing pieces of fruit that have been soaked in vodka into a girl's vagina, and then proceeding to perform cunnilingus and eat them out- that is, the girl and the fruit. The name of the act can also be changed to match whatever fruit you use, i.e., Russian Strawberry Tart, or Russian Cherry Tart.

2. The girl whose vagina is involved in this act.

"Damn, that chick's hot- I bet she'd make one hell of a Russian Fruit Tart! Strawberries or blueberries?"

by Auxiliatrus November 12, 2011

Mexican fruit tart

when a girl puts her entire hand in a guys butthole and scoops out the poop to get the guy off while wearing a somberero.

" so how did your date go last night?"

" it was crazy bro! she gave me a mexican fruit tart!"

by Thug-Lover2000 May 26, 2016

fruitcart

verb - cliche used in almost every movie chase scene.

Good guys chasing bad guys (or visa-versa)through town always bump an innocent food vendor's wares. This sends the melons rolling and the angry old man shakes his fist and curses. If you see the set-up, be the first one in a theater to blurt out "FRUITCART" and you win. Many variations

by Cliff November 12, 2003

frittarted

a fritta (crackhead) thats so retarded from masss meth abuse

crack head jimmy is quite frittarted

by mungfuckbyfuckcunt September 5, 2012

Fruittard

1. A mentally incapable faggot who is generally ignored for both their retardation and personal preferences.

2. A general dumbass who acts erotically around guys.

1. Look at Richard trying to flirt with Louis over there! What a fruittard!

2. James, get off of me you fucking fruittard!

by SanePsycho May 31, 2018

fruittarded

to be awesome or awesome-like.

"That is soooo fruittarded!"
"You are so fruittarded."

by renn_bear137 April 23, 2011