fruit smugglers

To fruit smuggle: to wrangle the trouser trouts by hand.

Fruit Smugglers use both hands and both feet! 1. No green card Mr. Gonzalez?!?... Here let me clean that sweaty brown cock of your's with my tongue! 2. Peeling back the turtleneck. 3. Hunting down a Fruit of the Loom shroom. 4. To peel one's banana for the sole purpose of extracting one's savory sea monkey sauce. 5. Milking his baby batter protein healthy goodness. 6. Pumping, sucking and slurping for hot man gravy. 7. Polishing someone's pungent poopstick pogo pole. 8. Giving CPR to the Supersoaker Sperm Drencher2000. 9. Pacifying the throat with one's turd churner. 10. Nibbling the farm worker's foreskin on lunch break in the greenhouse. 11. Going Vegan and having a severe protein attack, and as a result pulling down someone's boxer shorts for a midnight snack. 12. Scrubbing your throat hard with a 8'3" basketball player's dripping wet hot & sweaty & smelly chocolate log. 13. Tasting your friend's girlfriend's butthole from the night before and saying to yourself "oh yes! please! More! Mmmmm". 14. Getting your chin tickled with cum-filled nutsack. 15. Laughing so hard you shoot cum out your nose, from what you just did a few mintutes ago in a roadside restroom. 16. Having a dinner date point out that you forgot you wipe the toothpaste from your lip (oops! I did it again! Roadside Restrooms! on the way to the restaraunt!) etc. etc. etc. etc. etc....

fruit smugglers by Spermies Makies Mouthies Happies! Like Yah...! OMG! September 6, 2006

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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