'flrrrnd flrrrnd flrrrnd'

'john listen to my strimmer as i slice the grass'

'yes bartholomew, tis devinitely a flrrrnd noise and not a wrrrrrmmmmmggggg as previously believed.'

'precisely, and unlike the wrrrrrrrrrrrrrfffffff of lesser strimmers the flrrrrnd sound is the sound of quality and exquisite workmanshit.'

flrrrnd by hector gobblepants rubberbottom III May 4, 2008

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farrr

when something is some distance away although in reality not that far, the distance is inversly preportional to you willingness to make the trip.

jake : dude your house is boring lets go to my house
phil: your house is farrr
jake: its a 20min walk
phil: ... exactly!

farrr by philsaysno October 8, 2009

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NO NO NO THATS NOT FARRRERRR

A way to make fun of people who find stupid things not fair. These people are mainly kids who are spoiled or don't go outside and do useless shit so they suck at everything that involves sports, grades, etc. But also it is used to goof off with your friends every time something happens that doesn't go your way. However if you say it in your real voice and not a little kid voice while saying it in these exact pronunciations. Then you'll get bullied

EX1:

Jake: "WHAT! WHY I AM ALWAYS THE FIRST PERSON TO GET OUT IN DODGEBALL!"
Tyrone: "Heh... NO NO NO THATS NOT FARRRERRR."

EX2:
Alex: OOOOOHHH you just got clipped in fortnite
James: NO NO NO THATS NOT FARRRERRR!
Alex: *laughs*

NO NO NO THATS NOT FARRRERRR by Throat_goat420 May 11, 2023

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frrrrrrunkis

Latin word meaning to frunk. Often used to interupt boring people.

I heard your moms sick. Yeah, she has can... Frrrrrrunkis!

frrrrrrunkis by Fredrica Bimmel January 9, 2008

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frrrat

Used in crooklyn to scare enemy gangs.

Jnx : Hi BK
Bk : Frrrat
Jnx : Don't Shoot

frrrat by jnx- January 9, 2008

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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