friendstinct 

The instinct that your friends have about your or someone, something around you that you may not see. If truly a good friend they often know before you do or before you are willing / able to see a situation clearly that it is either a good or a bad situation.

My friendstinct tells me that the guy I met last night at the party is interested in you - you should go out with him. Friend, Really?? , "YES" ...- end result - marriage !

That guy you are dating is not right for you. call it my friendstinct but I know he is not "the one" - end result after lots of turmoil - breakup!

friendstinct by lesmurph April 2, 2011

friendstinct 

The instinct that your friends have about your or someone, something around you that you may not see. If truly a good friend they often know before you do or before you are willing / able to see a situation clearly that it is either a good or a bad situation.

My friendstinct tells me that the guy I met last night at the party is interested in you - you should go out with him. Friend, Really?? , "YES" ...- end result - marriage !

That guy you are dating is not right for you. call it my friendstinct but I know he is not "the one" - end result after lots of turmoil - breakup!

friendstinct by lesmurph April 2, 2011

Friendstigator 

A person who is constantly pushing you into a relationship he or she knows will be a good fit for you.

Dude 1 - "You are my best friend. You know that right?"
Dude 2 - "Yeah, you too."
Dude 1- "We should be thankful for Jay. He was such a
friendstigator. He was the only person to know we would be a good fit and have a bro-mance."

Girl 1 - "Jenny needs to stop trying to set me up for drinks
with Gabby! Dang!"

Girl 2 - " I know! She is such a friendstigator!"

Friendstigator by Jsanctuary13 April 15, 2011

Friendstitute 

Someone with all the qualities of a normal friend except they never take care of their portion of a bill, stiff you on previously agreed upon payment sharing arrangements and take any other opportunity to extract money from you despite being financially very comfortable.

I really enjoy the time I spend with my friendstitute Justine. We laugh, have intellectual debates and reminicse about old times. I just better remember to bring enough cash to pay for everything or our friendstituteship may come to an end.

Friendstitute by KingJonny8 January 19, 2020

friendstitute 

your best friends wife (a whore) (a straight-up WHORE)

I'm feeling both happy and sad... which head should I use ??? I love you brother but I'm gonna tap your 'friendstitute' cuz' she's hot. (fckng whore)

friendstitute by what&where December 5, 2011

friendstitute 

A friend that you reward for their humor or pleasant conversation with money, snacks, etc.

Sebastian is a friendstitute, he sent me the funniest text so I bought him a big ass cookie.

friendstitute by memorycrew January 24, 2019

friendstituteship

A friendship with a friendstitute

I forgot to bring enough cash to pay for my friendstitute's meal so our friendstituteship came to an end :((

friendstituteship by KingJonny8 January 19, 2020