Friendstitution 

1.) Prostitution + friendship. In other words, you go prostituting (can be done in many, harmless ways) for friends.

2.) Friendship + institution. The conceptual social institution of friendship.

I love that friendstitution makes me so many friends.

Friendstitution is a very complex social concept.

Friendstitution by LingDanc803 December 20, 2022

Friendstituting 

Similar to friendstitution, this is the action (and combination of words prostituting and friend(s)) when someone goes looking for to make new friends endlessly, like a prostitute looking for sex.

It can also mean when one institutes friendship due to having common ground.

Omg, he’s friendstituting at the club again, he has so many friends, it’s ridiculous!

We bonded over linguistics, it was true friendstituting at its finest!

Friendstituting by LingDanc803 December 20, 2022