Friendstitute

Someone with all the qualities of a normal friend except they never take care of their portion of a bill, stiff you on previously agreed upon payment sharing arrangements and take any other opportunity to extract money from you despite being financially very comfortable.

I really enjoy the time I spend with my friendstitute Justine. We laugh, have intellectual debates and reminicse about old times. I just better remember to bring enough cash to pay for everything or our friendstituteship may come to an end.

by KingJonny8 January 19, 2020

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your best friends wife (a whore) (a straight-up WHORE)

I'm feeling both happy and sad... which head should I use ??? I love you brother but I'm gonna tap your 'friendstitute' cuz' she's hot. (fckng whore)

by what&where December 5, 2011

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friendstitute

A friend that you reward for their humor or pleasant conversation with money, snacks, etc.

Sebastian is a friendstitute, he sent me the funniest text so I bought him a big ass cookie.

by memorycrew January 24, 2019

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A friend you have (probably on Facebook) who is just on your friend list to make you look good. The passing of cash may be involved.

Have you seen that Dull Dave is now friends with Hot Haylie?

Yeah, he's giving her $5 and a pack of Luckys a week. She's a total frienditute.

by Fruitbat December 2, 2010

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-noun
a person, of either gender, who accepts money in return for being another person's social networking friend.

-verb (used with object)
to sell or offer oneself as a frienditute

Origin:
Dec 1, 2010, Dilbert by Scott Adams

Creepy Tim can't get any real friends on Facebook, so now he's paying for the services of a frienditute.

by Longbow EOD December 2, 2010

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