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Friendstitute 

Someone with all the qualities of a normal friend except they never take care of their portion of a bill, stiff you on previously agreed upon payment sharing arrangements and take any other opportunity to extract money from you despite being financially very comfortable.
I really enjoy the time I spend with my friendstitute Justine. We laugh, have intellectual debates and reminicse about old times. I just better remember to bring enough cash to pay for everything or our friendstituteship may come to an end.
Friendstitute by KingJonny8 January 19, 2020
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friendstitute 

your best friends wife (a whore) (a straight-up WHORE)
I'm feeling both happy and sad... which head should I use ??? I love you brother but I'm gonna tap your 'friendstitute' cuz' she's hot. (fckng whore)
friendstitute by what&where December 5, 2011

friendstitute 

A friend that you reward for their humor or pleasant conversation with money, snacks, etc.
Sebastian is a friendstitute, he sent me the funniest text so I bought him a big ass cookie.
friendstitute by memorycrew January 24, 2019

frienditute 

A friend you have (probably on Facebook) who is just on your friend list to make you look good. The passing of cash may be involved.
Have you seen that Dull Dave is now friends with Hot Haylie?

Yeah, he's giving her $5 and a pack of Luckys a week. She's a total frienditute.
frienditute by Fruitbat December 2, 2010

frienditute 

-noun
a person, of either gender, who accepts money in return for being another person's social networking friend.

-verb (used with object)
to sell or offer oneself as a frienditute

Origin:
Dec 1, 2010, Dilbert by Scott Adams
Creepy Tim can't get any real friends on Facebook, so now he's paying for the services of a frienditute.
frienditute by Longbow EOD December 2, 2010

frienditute 

Paying someone (not always monetary) to be your friend on a social network just to appear like you have cool and interesting friends.
Shut Up!, were not really friends. I’m just a frienditute for a few days.
frienditute by blacksilk December 2, 2010

friendstituteship

I forgot to bring enough cash to pay for my friendstitute's meal so our friendstituteship came to an end :((
friendstituteship by KingJonny8 January 19, 2020
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