timotheechalamet'scumsock's definitions

tyler funke

one of the hottest men on the whole fucking planet, his 3am tik toks on @fylertunke are the cause for my insomnia.

Me: I would funke tyler funke any day of the week.

by timotheechalamet'scumsock April 16, 2020

tyler funke

one of the hottest men on the whole fucking planet, his 3am tik toks on @fylertunke are the cause for my insomnia.

Me: I would funke tyler funke any day of the week.

by timotheechalamet'scumsock April 24, 2020

frictionless

cody ko

"i thought i'd just do it better, and, y'know, frictionless"

by timotheechalamet'scumsock April 23, 2020

Saoirse Ronan

her acting *chefs kiss* we stan a queen who's been nominated for 4 Academy Awards despite the fact that she's only 26. She, timothee chalamet, and director greta gerwig are the ultimate hollywood power thruple. N E WHO STAN SAOIRSE RONAN FOR CLEAR SKIN.

my mom: omg the actress in Ladybird is amazing!
me: of course she's amazing, she's saoirse ronan.

by timotheechalamet'scumsock April 14, 2020