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friction fiction

Slang for porno stories printed in softcore skin magazines, generally designed to provoke and encourage masturbation. (Such magazines, that combine the stories with nude pictorial spreads and other features, are often called "stroke books").
Ever since they stopped publishing MEN magazine, I've lost my favorite source of friction fiction.
friction fiction by al-in-chgo February 21, 2010
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Non Fiction Fiction 

Essentially A Short Lived Lie Told By Some1 Who Wants To Hide The Truth About An Embarrassing Situation. The Speaker Of This Non Fiction Fiction Is Often Caught In The Middle Or Immediately After The Story Is Said
-Walks Up To Group Of Guys-
Marcus-"I Just Quit This Crap Job Man!"
Guy 1-"Wow, Just Like That?"
Marcus-"Yeah, The Boss Was Destroyed When I Told Him"
Guy 2-"Sounds Like Some Non Fiction Fiction To Me"
Marcus-"Nah Brah Its A True Story"
Guy 3-"How Are You Still Here After The Boss Caught You Jerking Off In Your Cubical?! By The Way, Security Is Coming So You May Wanna Go!"

Pulp Fiction Date 

A presumably platonic outing with a friend's spouse or significant other, usually, though not always, where a certain level of unstated attraction is involved.
"So next Saturday I've got a Pulp Fiction date with my buddy's girlfriend."
Pulp Fiction Date by MrTheNick January 29, 2010

science friction

The difference of opinion between scientific schools of thought.
A: Well, I'm glad we all finally agree that the beginning of everything hinges soley on the 'Big Bang' theory.
B: Hold on there, Poindexter! I think we have found ourselves in a position of 'science friction'. You see, I subscribe the the time's arrow school of thought.

pulp fiction 

1. pulp - a publication, such as a magazine or book, containing lurid subject matter.

2. fiction - a literary work whose content is produced by the imagination and is not necessarily based on fact.

Movie containing lots of killing, cussing, drug use, and Samuel L. Jackson as a bad ass mother fucker.
Is there a sign outside my house that says DEAD NIGGER STORAGE?
pulp fiction by Robyn July 28, 2003

internal friction 

It's basically like sexual frustration or external friction, except it's in your head. (:
'Man, after last night with Louis, I got some internal friction."
internal friction by larrystylin28 December 21, 2017

Pulp Fiction Vegetarian 

Someone who is a vegetarian because their significant other is, and for really no other reason.

Comes from the scene in Pulp Fiction where Jules eats the Big Kahuna Burger and says, "my girlfriend is a vegetarian, so that pretty much makes me one too."
I came home one day and my wife said we were vegan. It's a lot easier to go along with it than argue with her, so I'm a Pulp Fiction Vegetarian.