A human who is a waste of all the useful component parts, waste of air and energy. They have entered existance innocently, but through developing into adulthood have turned out to be dud.
Person 1: yo what you up to dawg Person 2: Woke up today I guess yesterday I got so messed up I jumped out if my friends private jet and a eagle grabbed me by the shirt and flew me to freedom
Person 1: Thats balling as fuck
Person 2: The eagle took me to a secret party in the presidents heads at Mount Rushmore and the ghosts of pac and biggie were there
Person 2: That is baghdad fresh my nigga
The penis and scrotum arranged in such a postion, it resembles a set of flesh-like bagpipes. The penis, of course, is the "blowpipe", and the scrotum, being the "bag".
Genetic mutations, which include multiple penii, and a huge scrotum, would also help to add to the effect.
Mostly played by women and men in kilts.
Mother: "JIMMY WHAT IS THAT NOISE?"
Son: "Nothing mom, just playing my flesh bagpipe."
Mike: "Greg sure does like to play the flesh bagpipe."
David: "At least he does something he's good at."
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the USCoast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.