You know these people, but you really don't. They are the quintessential "friends of friends" and you know they go by "RuRu," "Big B," or "Jersey Mike." You see these cats every Thursday for Ladies Night and you're even friends on Facebook. Alas, you know nothing else.
Did you know that RuRu's name is actually Rochelle? Did you know that Big B is a washed out cage fighter and he hit the bottle hard...probably because his real name is Belvin (shudder). Yeah, and Jersey Mike? Everybody knows he's not from New Jersey. Whatever.
Your friend: Dude, what did you do last night?
You: Went to Howl at the Moon with Jody and some frangers.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).