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frenchfry lottery
Game best played at McDonald'd drive thru. It is the hope that when waiting in a crazy long line at a drive-thru that isn't moving AT ALL that they'll at least have fresh fries.
Today I was at Micky D's and the line wasn't moving at all. At least I was next in line. Turns out I hit the frenchfry lottery. SCORE!
Today at Burger King the line wrapped all the way around the building. I swear the line wasn't moving at all. I hit the frenchfry lotto, but somehow it still isn't as good as Micky D's.
Today at Burger King the line wrapped all the way around the building. I swear the line wasn't moving at all. I hit the frenchfry lotto, but somehow it still isn't as good as Micky D's.
frenchfry lottery by H-town91 September 24, 2012
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sissy frenchfry
The Sissy Frenchfry's of the world have to stand up against intolerance and oppression, wherever it occurs.
sissy frenchfry by josephbr3 October 27, 2009
snowy frenchfry
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freddy frenchfry
someone who has sex for twenty five dollars and this is the softest pillow that's ever been on my face. our teacher is a frog. i'm a zaheer.
freddy frenchfry by Freddy Frenchfry December 29, 2007
Chocolate French-Fry
After having anal sex and having feces repeatedly rammed into the penal hole, the penis fills up with a string of feces. Then upon taking a leak for the 1st time after anal sex, the skinny strip of feces will come out into the toilet. That strip is roughly the length and diameter of a chocolate french fry, hence the name.
"I forced Bryce to eat my chocolate french-fry as his punishment for not purging his man-gina before having his little hissy-fit and demanding I put the ol' crank shaft to him."
Chocolate French-Fry by Tasty Trevor December 18, 2008
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