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French handshake 

An act of shaking someone's hand with the right hand and squeezing their balls with the left
The French are always fond of giving a French handshake to the United States
French handshake by David Tsal November 20, 2004
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French Handshake 

The accidental male to male contact which happens during double penetration
"Dude, what just happened there"
"I don't know man all I know is that we were fucking the shit out of her and we got locked into a French Handshake"
"I'm going to have to scrub my nuts for an hour after you did that bag work on me"
"I'm not worried about that so much as the eye contact...Bro never make eye contact!!!!
French Handshake by samweis July 9, 2010

french handshake 

the act of anal sex
In addition to a reach around, Gay Pablo instructed Queer Raoul to give him a French handshake.
french handshake by OnE LoVe August 22, 2003

French Handshake 

When somebody playfully inserts their thumb in your butt.
“He was a fan of giving the French handshake..”
French Handshake by Mexi-CAN March 21, 2024
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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