French handshake

An act of shaking someone's hand with the right hand and squeezing their balls with the left

The French are always fond of giving a French handshake to the United States

French handshake by David Tsal November 20, 2004

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French Handshake

The accidental male to male contact which happens during double penetration

"Dude, what just happened there"
"I don't know man all I know is that we were fucking the shit out of her and we got locked into a French Handshake"
"I'm going to have to scrub my nuts for an hour after you did that bag work on me"
"I'm not worried about that so much as the eye contact...Bro never make eye contact!!!!

French Handshake by samweis July 9, 2010

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french handshake

the act of anal sex

In addition to a reach around, Gay Pablo instructed Queer Raoul to give him a French handshake.

french handshake by OnE LoVe August 22, 2003

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French Handshake

When somebody playfully inserts their thumb in your butt.

“He was a fan of giving the French handshake..”

French Handshake by Mexi-CAN March 21, 2024

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

Word of the Day on July 14, 2026

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