french canadians 

An ethnic group inhabiting parts of the U.S. and Canada, but mostly Canada and more specifically, Québec. This bigoted, arrogant group of people are constantly attempting to assert their superiority over others. They look down on the rest of Canada and the U.S., believing they are the most important asset to the earth. The attitude and arrogance exerted by your typical french canadian is openly resented by most Canadians who do not reside in Québec, and also heavily resented by Americans residing in the northeastern states of New York, Massachusetts, and Vermont, to name a few.

Make sure you speak French when talking to the french canadians, Morgan. You don't want him to kill you in your sleep tonight.

french canadians by LouReed October 5, 2016

French-canadians 

Bunch of people living mostly in the province of Quebec. They tend to be polyglots and great travellers.

They used to run the country for the last 40 years and still think, from time to time, about splitting the federation.

They hate the French and cannot stand the invasion that is occuring since few years. It seems that the snow does not suffice to keep them away any longer.

French-canadians : the good ones

Quebecers : well, bloody separatists

French-canadians by Fred December 23, 2003

French Canadian Whore 

A girl who leads men on with her beauty but then reveals that she does not believe in love but is going to marry a hockey player later in life.

Guy 1 "hey you still talking to that girl?"

Guy 2 "nah it turns out she is a French Canadian whore"

French Canadian Whore by Sebastien Leroy May 2, 2011

French Canadian Standoff 

A gentlemen's duel. Two men have a staring contest completely naked, while masturbating vigorously. First one to blink or ejaculate loses, however if the semen hit's the opponent in the eye resulting in blinking, the ejaculator wins. However if the opponent does not blink after being hit in the eye, they win.

When no other means of reconciliation could be achived between the two parties, a French Canadian Standoff was held to decide the outcome of the argument.

French Canadian Standoff by Red Kayak November 16, 2010

Angry French Canadian 

An unhealthy sandwich that happens to be remarkably delicious, combining multiple sweet and savory flavors for one colossally calorie-laden pleasure for your mouth. The sandwich consists of one or two hot dogs, at least two big strips of bacon, and poutine (french fries with melted cheese and gravy), served on a french-toasted baguette drizzled with delicious maple syrup. It's a sticky, fatty mess that will leave your stomach happy and your arteries in shock.

The Angry French Canadian made its debut on the Montreal-based Youtube series "Epic Mealtime," and has since gone on to become the official sandwich of Montreal, Canada. (OK, that last part is a lie, but it's only a matter of time.)

Hey, we're in Montreal and I'm starving! Let's grab some Angry French Canadians and wash 'em down with some Canadian beers!

Angry French Canadian by MongooseFarmer February 22, 2011

french canadian

An individual who lives in Quebec or in other french community in Canada ( And there are a few! Just get off that couch and discover the world you live in, you ignorant!).

The biggest concentration of them are located in Quebec (the province).

Not to be confused with The Brayons, living in the northern part of New-Brunswick (a lot of them will speak a fluent, yet in a funny accent, english. And if you address a citizen in french, they'll respond in a "good enough french", but you oughta know some english!).
New-Brunswick officially declares itself bilingual (french-english). Go figure.

Cajuns people (called "Acadiens", "Cadiens" or "Cayens" in french) also have their own dialect called Chiac (pronounced SHE'ACK (no pause)). It's spoken by most cajuns of southern New-Brunswick, although canjuns' elite tend to snob it and will either use a well-spoken french or english. That's mainly because chiac's known to be of a strong redneck-from-the-far-east french pronunciation plus a few english words. One can use less or more english... it's complex. I personally never lived there to fully grasp it, although my roots are from Quebec's far east.
Members of the band Radio-Radio raps in chiac. check it out on You-Tube.

-Salut, je suis un québécois et, par conséquent, un canadien français. Et toi?
-Hi, I'm a quebecer and consequently a french canadian. What about you?

Some chiac, in 'Cliché Hot' from Radio-Radio :

-1 frippe, 2 frippe, 3e frippe aussi?
-T'as pas besoin d'prescrition, ta première frippe est free!
translates to :

"1 fry, 2 fry, a 3rd fry too?"
"You ain't need a prescription, you're first fry's free!
note that Quebecers say "frite", not "frippe"

french canadian by KUTR March 22, 2011

French-Canadian 

Someone with a good sense of humour, an incredible talent for understanding. Usually speaks two or more languages.

He has to make people understand that French is important and it is not an assault against the ROC.

Wow! he is so French-Canadian, he's very nice

French-Canadian by Maevane March 5, 2011