A British actor well-known for his work in The Office and his upcoming role as Bilbo in the Hobbit. He also plays John Watson in the recent BBC adaptation of Sherlock Holmes, and is made of kittens.
He goes fast.

Martin Freeman.

Martin Freeman by brasshelix March 16, 2011

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Crispin Freeman

The Shawn Connery of voice acting.

Crispin Freeman has a god-like voice that can only be compared to Shawn Connery.

Crispin Freeman by substituteshinigami August 6, 2010

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Gordon Freeman

Proof that even badasses wear glasses.

Douche: "Wearing glasses makes you a fag."

Gordon Freeman: "Say that again, and I will shove this crowbar straight up your asshole."

Gordon Freeman by Wraith431 February 25, 2013

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huey freeman

the protagonist in the boondocks. he can do karate and martial and is smart. he also has a HUGE afro.

my name is huey freeman.

huey freeman by afromyke December 1, 2018

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Martin Freeman

(noun)-A hedgehog made out of Kittens, Jam and RAGE.

"Man, I really hate Martin Freeman"
"Fuck you, he won a BAFTA"

Martin Freeman by The Webthropolgist September 8, 2013

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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