Freemantle

Somone who invites you to his (or her) house, and forces you to bring your own food and water, because they are too stingy to let you eat their own food or drink their water. They often don't let you use their bathroom, so you have to go outside or to the nearest shop if you need to go.
The worst freemantles even drink the water that you bring round their house, leaving you de-hydrated and forcing you to drink coké instead.

"Hey, do you want to go to ben's house tomorrow?"

"OK, but we better buy our own supplies, he's such a freemantle"

by HaloCoach August 11, 2010

Freemantle

The act of having intimate physical relations with your own mother.

Did you hear about the guy who Freemantled his mum at his own wedding?

by Foggy Phil November 10, 2013

Angus Freemantle

A subordinate who often uses company time to have a wank, generally in the work 'facilities'

"Where's Dan? Oh, he's off having an Angus Freemantle"

by Tawild April 23, 2024

Freemantastic

exhibiting qualites that are comparable to those of either Morgan Freeman or Gordon Freeman

Billy's smashing of the box with the crowbar was freemantastic.

by Lexaus July 7, 2010

Freemale

n. A woman who does as she pleases.

Mika Tan is a verified Freemale.

by JaykeisBrutal August 24, 2011

freemale

An independent, modern woman who is happier living a fulfilling single life than actively pursuing romantic relationships. Most freemales have well-paying jobs, a close-knit network of friends, and a tendency to pursue hobbies, life-enrichment classes, travel, and other activities alone and/or with friends. Some freemales are open to partnering with someone who fits into their busy lives but don’t actively pursue romantic relationships, while others intend to remain single for the long term or permanently. In short, a freemale is a professional woman who is single and genuinely loving it.

Samantha Jones is a freemale. Bridget Jones is the antithesis of a freemale.

by FilmFanatic October 20, 2012

Fremantle

Shortened form: Freo

A cool hippie town where wearing shoes is optional.

Full of awesome easy going people who just love to hang out and smoke dope.

The chicks are hot.
Really, really hot.

"Hey dude, you going to Fremantle?"

"Yeah, totally smoke some dope with really really hot chicks."

by SarahSupreme August 27, 2008