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Freemantle

Somone who invites you to his (or her) house, and forces you to bring your own food and water, because they are too stingy to let you eat their own food or drink their water. They often don't let you use their bathroom, so you have to go outside or to the nearest shop if you need to go.
The worst freemantles even drink the water that you bring round their house, leaving you de-hydrated and forcing you to drink coké instead.
"Hey, do you want to go to ben's house tomorrow?"

"OK, but we better buy our own supplies, he's such a freemantle"
Freemantle by HaloCoach August 11, 2010
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Freemantle

The act of having intimate physical relations with your own mother.
Did you hear about the guy who Freemantled his mum at his own wedding?
Freemantle by Foggy Phil November 10, 2013

Angus Freemantle 

A subordinate who often uses company time to have a wank, generally in the work 'facilities'
"Where's Dan? Oh, he's off having an Angus Freemantle"
Angus Freemantle by Tawild April 23, 2024

Freemantastic 

exhibiting qualites that are comparable to those of either Morgan Freeman or Gordon Freeman
Billy's smashing of the box with the crowbar was freemantastic.
Freemantastic by Lexaus July 7, 2010

Freemale 

n. A woman who does as she pleases.
Mika Tan is a verified Freemale.
Freemale by JaykeisBrutal August 24, 2011

freemale 

An independent, modern woman who is happier living a fulfilling single life than actively pursuing romantic relationships. Most freemales have well-paying jobs, a close-knit network of friends, and a tendency to pursue hobbies, life-enrichment classes, travel, and other activities alone and/or with friends. Some freemales are open to partnering with someone who fits into their busy lives but don’t actively pursue romantic relationships, while others intend to remain single for the long term or permanently. In short, a freemale is a professional woman who is single and genuinely loving it.
Samantha Jones is a freemale. Bridget Jones is the antithesis of a freemale.
freemale by FilmFanatic October 20, 2012

Fremantle 

Shortened form: Freo

A cool hippie town where wearing shoes is optional.

Full of awesome easy going people who just love to hang out and smoke dope.

The chicks are hot.
Really, really hot.

"Hey dude, you going to Fremantle?"

"Yeah, totally smoke some dope with really really hot chicks."
Fremantle by SarahSupreme August 27, 2008
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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