freesical

a free physical

I do not get a freesical for my achy hands.

by Doos Jarus December 28, 2020

freestalling

Occurs during a freestyle rap when the rapper stalls for time to think up another dope rhyme.

Freestalling in practice:

(A phat beat plays.)

Rap Artist: YEAH, BOY...

(Rap Artist moves with rhythm and determination.)

Rap Artist: UH-HUH...

(Rap Artist performs urban gesticulations to get into his creative flow.)

Rap Artist: YEAH, WHAT ... WHAT ...

(Rap Artist is finding difficulty arranging words into profound lyrics.)

Rap Artist: UHHHHHH....

(A phat beat continues to play in hopes of dope rhymes.)

by gadiv August 13, 2010

Freshcalade

A close relative to the Cadillac Escalade, a Freshcalade is a "pimped out version" of said vehicle. Annoying and unnecessary accesories features include, but are not limited to:

-Large Chrome Rims 24" or larger
- Tires with that shit that makes them all oily and shiny
-TV monitors in the mirrors, sun visor, headrest, etc.
-Stupidly loud stereo sytem with over 1000 watts of
obnoxious power
-Louis Vuitton, Gucci, Fendi, Burberry or some other god awful upholstery.
-A ridiculously large and fragrant canister of strawberry
or vanilla car scent that one could smell from two city
blocks away

Generally driven by rappers, dope dealers, pro-athletes, Italians or ignorant suburban white kids who are trying to gain "street cred".

"Yo, what did Ricky do with all that settlement money?"

"He went out and bought him self a dope new Freshcalade sitting on duece fours son! Your boy is pimped the fuck out."
"Shit, I would a saved a grip of loot and bought a Kia Sedona"

by ozsevenzero February 27, 2008

freesia

1. A colorful flower that can be very frustrating to grow. They are known to have especially energetic growth early on. However the slightest change in environment will cause them to wilt. The constant maintenance needed to keep them growing has caused them to become known as the princess of the flower world.

2. A girl's name. Someone with the name Freesia tends to share many of the same characteristics as the flower. While they are colorful and opinionated it can take a lot of coaxing to get them to come out. Its not uncommon for them to ditch you at the last minute and just stay home.

This has given rise to the expression. "Don't pull a Freesia"

"Where is Susan?"

"Don't know, she said she would be here at 9'oclock, guess she's pulling a Freesia"

by Drefwil March 9, 2010

freecalling

In the collectable card game Magic the Gathering, it is the act of using Bazaar of Baghdad every turn, along with having 3 Squee, Goblin Nabob in the graveyard. Along with your card drawn for the turn, this generates 3 new cards each turn (like 1 Ancestral Recall) without paying any mana. Fuckin nuts card advantage.

Freecalling got me back in the game vs fricking Mono Blue Control!!

by Mull2Four July 11, 2007

freecalate

To urinate or deficate in an area other than a toilet.

Such as a dog using the bathroom in your bed. A child in his diaper. An angry man in front of patrons in a restarant or bar as an act of drunkiness.

Tim, in a drunkin mind state, told the bartender, "Fuck You!" after he refused to serve him another drink, pulled out his penis and began to freecalate. He was later beaten and drug out of the establishment by bouncers.

by dwayne May 12, 2004

freecalation

The act of deficating or urinating in a tub or swimming pool.

The involuntary or deliberate act of creating a make shift toilet.

See freecalate

Johnny and his friends were playing in the pool when his bowels released from freecalation. This kids called him Doodoo Boy ever since.

A homeless person freecalated behind a dumpster.

Barry no longer takes baths with his younger brother because he freecalates there.

by Dwayne May 11, 2004