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Freeline Skates

Two separate aluminum skates for each foot with s-shaped trucks and a type of longboard wheels with less, but just enough grip. The skater is only held by the skate's grip tape and no straps.

Common reactions are:
"Whoa"
"Wow"
"How the f*ck can you do that?"
"How do you balance on that?"
"Is that like a ripstik?"
"Can I try?"
"Why is your skateboard cut in half?"

Freeline skaters usually have good looks, big shlongs, and an amazing personality.
I just saw a good looking guy who probably has a big shlong on a metal skateboard that was cut in half. He must've been on Freeline Skates!
Freeline Skates by Pwickle January 12, 2012

Freeloafer

Someone who goes to an eating establishment and only eats the free bread.
Waiter: "Can I take your order?"

Customer: "No thanks, I am just going to gave some bread. When you get a chance, can you bring more of it?"

Waiter to manager: "Shit, we got a freeloafer at table 9."
Freeloafer by brodymason November 15, 2013

Freetimer 

Someone over the age of 30 without children, who routinely travels or engages in hobbies and pastimes difficult for parents to manage. Freetimers are similar to DINKs, but instead of focusing on income, the emphasis is on the added flexibility of being childless. Freetimers can also be single.
Nate had no trouble scheduling a weeklong backpacking trip in Yosemite because he is a Freetimer.
Freetimer by xTHx September 6, 2015
Noun. One who feels the need to take what is free, even tho there not going to use it right away.
That Freeler she took all the napkins and sugar packs from that coffee shop.
Freeler by Guyfromkrk April 24, 2013

freeller 

A product, such as a book, which is given for free in large amounts during a given period.
The World Bank country report was a freeller! It was downloaded six thousand times, and other four thousand copies were handed out.
freeller by Canaque May 29, 2008
Drinking alcoholic beverages you already purchased and are sitting in your fridge instead of going out to spend more money or if you're tight on funds.
James: Yo man, let's head out to the club and take advantage of some twofers!

Ron: I got a better idea... let's head back to my place and chill with some freefers
Freefer by PublicNME1 January 7, 2011