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Freeline Skates

Two separate aluminum skates for each foot with s-shaped trucks and a type of longboard wheels with less, but just enough grip. The skater is only held by the skate's grip tape and no straps.

Common reactions are:
"Whoa"
"Wow"
"How the f*ck can you do that?"
"How do you balance on that?"
"Is that like a ripstik?"
"Can I try?"
"Why is your skateboard cut in half?"

Freeline skaters usually have good looks, big shlongs, and an amazing personality.
I just saw a good looking guy who probably has a big shlong on a metal skateboard that was cut in half. He must've been on Freeline Skates!
Freeline Skates by Pwickle January 12, 2012

Freeloafer

Someone who goes to an eating establishment and only eats the free bread.
Waiter: "Can I take your order?"

Customer: "No thanks, I am just going to gave some bread. When you get a chance, can you bring more of it?"

Waiter to manager: "Shit, we got a freeloafer at table 9."
Freeloafer by brodymason November 15, 2013

Freetimer 

Someone over the age of 30 without children, who routinely travels or engages in hobbies and pastimes difficult for parents to manage. Freetimers are similar to DINKs, but instead of focusing on income, the emphasis is on the added flexibility of being childless. Freetimers can also be single.
Nate had no trouble scheduling a weeklong backpacking trip in Yosemite because he is a Freetimer.
Freetimer by xTHx September 6, 2015
Noun. One who feels the need to take what is free, even tho there not going to use it right away.
That Freeler she took all the napkins and sugar packs from that coffee shop.
Freeler by Guyfromkrk April 24, 2013

freeller 

A product, such as a book, which is given for free in large amounts during a given period.
The World Bank country report was a freeller! It was downloaded six thousand times, and other four thousand copies were handed out.
freeller by Canaque May 29, 2008
Drinking alcoholic beverages you already purchased and are sitting in your fridge instead of going out to spend more money or if you're tight on funds.
James: Yo man, let's head out to the club and take advantage of some twofers!

Ron: I got a better idea... let's head back to my place and chill with some freefers
Freefer by PublicNME1 January 7, 2011
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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