The lunch you steal from your friend who brought two with him.
The money you take from the rich person because you are a lazy snowflake.
The money you take from the rich person because you are a lazy snowflake.
by Real_NoobToob May 4, 2020
Free Lunch is where you're allowed to get something totally free without having to pay anything for it later.
Steve: I took Samantha to my house and we had a really good time together, but since I didn't buy her food first, she said she won't be seeing me again.
Bill: There is no Free Lunch.
Bill: There is no Free Lunch.
by Pony Battles November 25, 2019
by Figure.10 June 27, 2009
When you shit your pants at work, your buddies owe you free lunch for bestowing that laugh you gave them at your expense. Photographic evidence of the shitting must be provided.
by The izzzyest August 21, 2018
Hooking up with a girl immediately after she breaks up with her boyfriend, during the 'rebound' period.
by Mankind 1337 April 28, 2008
The act of ejaculating into a sleeping homeless hoe's mouth, giving her the protien and salts she so desperatly needs.
by Remington Steele February 3, 2005
When you're not good enough to play for the team you're on, but you still eat the law enforced meal.
Danny Garcia sat on the bench in uniform and watched his team play, then went to Arby's and proceeded to eat on the teams budget. Making him a free lunch guy.
by Coach BEAR December 6, 2013