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free ho's 

Man Jimmy ordered this large pizza and I knew he wasn't going to eat it all by himself. So, I decided to stick around a lil longer and see if I could score some free ho's.
free ho's by J-Merk May 7, 2008
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Free-hosing 

When you let it hang out and are just continuously pissing, not holding it in. When you've freed willy and just want to let the hose flow.
"Oh my god, did you see Larry the other night? he was free-hosing it!"
Free-hosing by bussypee August 22, 2022

Free the hostages

Letting a fart go after holding many in due to being in the company of someone
I had been with my girlfriend and her parents all day. My stomach was aching due to holding the farts in fart napping, so I couldn't wait to leave the house and free the hostages.
Free the hostages by thelaird1 October 27, 2010

Free the Chocolate Hostage 

To Have a Shit
I'll be back in half an hour, i'm just gonna free the chocolate hostage
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