free blowjob

Trick question, no such thing.

"Can I get Friday off"? Can i get a free blowjob"?

by F0ckRite May 31, 2018

free blowjob day

Of or referring to any unnaturally large crowd and the reason for their existence in a particular area. Often the event in question is heavily attended by men to the exclusion of women, though any unnaturally large crowd and their reason for existing can be described using this reasoning.

Why are there so many people lined to see this filler panel at Comic-Con that seemingly shouldn't be this crowded? It must be free blowjob day in there.

by Yarster May 8, 2018

hands-free blowjob

A hands-free blowjob is a dick-sucking a guy can give without using his hands -- MOUTH ONLY.

Sometimes, Matt wants me to give him a hands-free blowjob!

by USAF Cadet June 28, 2021