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Free-Ball Blobbington in these Jorts 

a spicy hot way of saying one is not currently wearing undergarments whilst concurrently sporting jean shorts.
"Hey Todd, are you wearing those new underwear you recently purchased?"
"Naw man, I'm goin' free-ball blobbington in these jorts"

Free hour in the ball pit 

A phrase used to express sarcastic congratulations to completion of a stupid task or a task that results in unexpected negative results. This originates from the first annual dashcon, in which attendees were conned into donating a large sum of money which they were told was needed for the hotel to allow the on to stay, but when asked the hotel staff knew nothing of this fee.
Tumblr user: Let's attempt to raid 4chan!

Normal human being: Wonderful logic. Would you like a free hour in the ball pit?

Free balling

The act of wearing pants without underwear, allowing your balls to hang freely
"Damn, i forgot underwear! Looks like ill have to go free balling"
Free balling by Applepear69 November 10, 2013

free balling

When a guy doesn't wear anything underneath his pants/trousers/shorts and he is letting himself hang loose.
My boyfriend wants to look tight in his pants, so he decided to do a little free ballin' and forgot his boxers.
free balling by ErynnGirl19 April 6, 2004

free ballin 

verb, when a male goes with no boxers or briefs, where the balls hang free
Bill's boxers were in the wash so he had to go free ballin.
free ballin by gingerly November 5, 2003

free ballin 

1.when its too hot outside to wear drawz so you just throw shorts on straight outta the shower.
2.a funny way to sing the song free fallin by tom petty
1.its 108 degrees outside today, well looks like ima go free ballin.
2."cuz im freeeeeeeeee, freee ballliin!"
free ballin by Th3M1ck September 7, 2007