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When your dick looks like Freddy Krueger and feels as if it’s burning
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Freddy Krueger

Fred Charles Krueger: Bastard Child of 1,000 Maniacs

Born in a asylum after his mother was raped by it’s inmates Freddy was quickly put up for adoption after birth. He slipped through countless foster homes, most of which abused him. As he grew up he stumbled onto the perverse joys of sadomasochism and began torturing animals as well as inflicting pain upon himself. As he grew older his blood lust grew more powerful. Because his innocence had been taken at such an early age, he developed a fierce hatred of innocence, along with humanity itself. Because the greatest pain of all is to lose a child, he began killing children. It’s unclear whether or not he molested the children, but there’s a good chance that he did, but not out of sexual feelings towards the children, but rather climax from the power he had over them. In the fear that he created came a sense of godliness.

He was eventually arrested, but got off on a technicality. The parents soon formed a lynch mob and torched his dwelling to the ground, burning him alive. Then the nightmare began. Years later the parents’ children began dreaming of a vengeful and scarred Freddy Krueger. In these dreams they were stalked by the bladed gloved maniac; if he caught them and killed them in the dream they would die in the real world also.

Freddy Krueger and A Nightmare on Elm Street was created by Wes Craven. It was followed by two great sequels (though many tend to shun the first sequel) and three horrid, watered down, lackluster sequels. Things looked bad for the character Freddy Krueger until Wes Craven’s New Nightmare, where Freddy was once again a maniac to be feared, not laughed at. Freddy Vs Jason followed later. In it Freddy was semi-scary and semi-funny. The effort of Ronny Yu was, for the most part, a success. Other sequels and crossovers are inevitable, but the first NOES movie will always be remembered as a horror movie milestone.
His name is Freddy Krueger...and he loves children.
Freddy Krueger by NSM_13 September 16, 2005

Freddy Krueger

Freddy Krueger was a terrible child murderer who, in his death became a horrible dream murderer, murdering people in their dreams, only to keep ressurecting himself, freddy krueger is an unstoppable force of evil.
"The cops knew something...i heard them mention a name...freddy...freddy krueger." - Freddy Vs Jason (2003)
Freddy Krueger by Jason August 20, 2003

Freddy Krueger

A child rapist who got burnt to death because of the lit mix tape he was listening to. He now haunts people's wet dreams.

Freddy Krueger Prostate Massage 

A phrase meaning the worst that possibly could happen. Based off of obvious pain the fictional character's knifed glove would create tearing up a prostate.
dude 1: My girlfriend is pregnant.

dude 2: That's a Freddy Krueger Prostate Massage for ya.

dude 3: Fucking A right, it is!

Freddy Krueger

A filthy child murderer. He kidnapped and murdered dozens of children in the town of Springwood. He also raped prostitutes. He was a disturbed child who would kill hamsters in his spare time.

Later tracked down by the children of Springwood in his boiler room. They burnt him alive and now he haunts the children of elm street's dreams. He wears a red and green sweatshirt and brown fedora. He also has a razor glove. If he kills you in your dreams your dead in real life!

Has faced off against: Nancy Thompson, Jesse, Kristin, Alice, and Jason Voorhees.
1, 2, Freddy's coming for you...
Freddy Krueger by SLAYtanic January 30, 2005
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