freaktits 

1. a person whose tits are so freaky that you feel inclined to tell them so
2. a term of endearment used amongst friends

also shit-tits

wassup freaktits

freaktits by the metalbaby June 19, 2004

freaktits 

large jumbly things of unusual size that tend to attract the following: open mouth ogling, exclamiations of OMG!, being called tits magee ,terri anne huge tits, Miss Mams

i saw a girl with freaktits today...

freaktits by Shelbylicious October 5, 2006

freaklitter 

Unnaturally large number of siblings born at one (i.e., quadruplets, sextuplets, septuplets, octuplets) created by the abuse of reproductive technology (such as taking too many fertility drugs, implanting multiple embryos). Humans bodies are not built for litters of more than three, and these unfortunate kids are always born prematurely, usually suffer chronic health and developmental problems their entire life, and often die in infancy.
Also known as "fuctuplets"

"Did you hear about that California woman who's brought her spawn total up to 14 by giving birth to another freaklitter? Those poor fuctuplets"

freaklitter by ratscabies February 2, 2009

freakitona 

a female, usually hispanic,of questionable moral character.

Did you see the way that girl was dancing? What a little freakitona!

freakitona by TrizMastaFlash March 20, 2008

freaktastic 

Great in the sack and who can't get enough

I had a mass orgy involving my girlfriends and 8 other hotties. WhoooHooo! She was FREAKTASTIC!!!!

freaktastic by Doddi December 27, 2007

freakishly large 

Real big.

That pinata is freakishly large.

freakishly large by jpsi March 28, 2009

Freakish Cluster Bear 

The Freakish Cluster Bear is the most fearsome creature ever known, by any being, celestial or otherwise, it killed Jesus, birthed Satan, skull fucked Chuck Norris and shit on your mothers chest. At first there was nothing, emptiness, cold. Then there was the Freakish Cluster Bear, rampaging through the cosmos creating Heaven, Hell, Earth, God, Satan, Buddah, Shiva and Allah. They sprang up from the virtual oceans of fear, let forth from the stars. It is foretold that, at the end of time, the Freakish Cluster Bear will be released from his bonds by the Chosen One, who will rise up among men to free the Creator. The Freakish Cluster Bear wil then take up its run through the cosmos and decimate all in its path, cleansing the world of all non-believers and those that are unworthy, creating a new utopia for all of his children to thrive and prosper in for all of time.

Accept the the teachings of the Chosen One and let him lead us to utopia of the Freakish Cluster Bear.

The second coming of the Freakish Cluster Bear is upon us.

Freakish Cluster Bear by Sir Grifficus February 7, 2010