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Freakfished

When you meet a potential dating partner claiming to be kinky or into certain kinks but either:
1. Their interests are just vanilla
2. They've only fantasized about engaging in the kinks they claim and when asked about them, freeze up or panic.

3. They're just a horny and it's a lie to attempt to get sex with someone they think is promiscuous.

Alternatively: kinkfished
I had a date Friday with a guy from fetlife. He said he was a Dom but when I asked about negotiating a scene, he had no idea what aftercare or subspace was. I was completely freakfished.
Freakfished by Luckygirlblue April 4, 2026
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fratfished

When a dude pretends to be a different dude to join a fraternity.
“Aw man, we’ve been fratfished!”

“This is the second time we’ve been fratfished this semester bro!”
fratfished by SweetsDies November 21, 2022
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fratfished

When a dude pretends to be a different dude to join a fraternity.
“Aw man, we’ve been fratfished!”

“This is the second time we’ve been fratfished this semester bro!”
fratfished by SweetsDies November 21, 2022

freakfish 

Persons who add random, freaky comments to non-acquaintances profiles on social media. Always unwanted and generally not appreciated.
"Oh man he's such a freakfish, who even is he?"
freakfish by Flowersout January 11, 2015

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026