Pamala: I guess Ross thinks he can play me and my best friend like flutes in his little symphony.
David: yah i know Ross, hes not too much of a pragmatic dude, hopefully you are.

pragmatic by liveit January 7, 2007

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Frasmotic

To be woefully incapable of expressing your sincere apologies for worrying you to the point you are furious enough to rip the testicles off a wild bull, with your body wrapped entirely in red satin.

I'm inuspeptic, frasmotic and even compunctious to have caused you such pericumbobulations! Now, be careful of that bull.

Frasmotic by GarrettOmega January 25, 2009

Fratbatical

Skipping one's classes or other academic obligations for an extended period of time in order to pursue other, more socially rewarding activities, such as drinking, golfing, and deep sea fishing. Other acceptable albeit less fratty activities include sleeping, movie-watching, and playing Call of Duty.

Zach showed up to Intro to Accounting for the first two weeks but then decided to go on fratbatical and wasn't seen until the final exam.

Fratbatical by Herak Obama September 6, 2011

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Fasmatic

Fantastic, amazing, and spectacular all in one. If you're fasmatic, you're an incredible person! Females are often called this when they are too hot to handle.

"Dang, did you see Taylor today?"
"DAMN. She's fasmatic! Maybe I can tame her."

Fasmatic by FoxyBabe May 17, 2010

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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