Definitions by GarrettOmega

Inuspeptic 

To feel sorry for possibly, spontaneously causing mouth ulcers to appear on the tongue or cheek of a person you are verbally jousting with.

I'm inuspeptic to have caused you such pericumbobulations.

Inuspeptic by GarrettOmega January 25, 2009

Frasmotic 

To be woefully incapable of expressing your sincere apologies for worrying you to the point you are furious enough to rip the testicles off a wild bull, with your body wrapped entirely in red satin.

I'm inuspeptic, frasmotic and even compunctious to have caused you such pericumbobulations! Now, be careful of that bull.

Frasmotic by GarrettOmega January 25, 2009