GarrettOmega's definitions

Inuspeptic

To feel sorry for possibly, spontaneously causing mouth ulcers to appear on the tongue or cheek of a person you are verbally jousting with.

I'm inuspeptic to have caused you such pericumbobulations.

by GarrettOmega January 25, 2009

Frasmotic

To be woefully incapable of expressing your sincere apologies for worrying you to the point you are furious enough to rip the testicles off a wild bull, with your body wrapped entirely in red satin.

I'm inuspeptic, frasmotic and even compunctious to have caused you such pericumbobulations! Now, be careful of that bull.

by GarrettOmega January 25, 2009