fozzy bear
fozzy bear by hawaiionurtab February 5, 2016
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fozzy bear impression
When getting a blowjob from a girl continue to force her head forward at a generous rate of speed thus causing a "wokka..wokka...wokka" noise
fozzy bear impression by The Fozzy October 21, 2010
fuzzy bear trap
fuzzy bear trap by TimboSlice89 May 6, 2011
fuzzy teddy bear
A passive aggressive term for "dealing with a person".. and by dealing with I mean "killing in an awful way".. but it's code so you can talk about it in public without worrying some rat is wearing a wire and gonna sequel to the feds.. just like that last bitch who ratted on us...
fuzzy teddy bear by Big T the cranky guy April 3, 2019
fuzzy yellow bear
fuzzy yellow bear by SquishyPig September 22, 2017
fuzzy gummy bear
Somebody who is seemingly cute and sweet like a gummy bear, but has a feature about them that makes nobody want them. Like a gummy bear dropped on the dirty carpet.
fuzzy gummy bear by hxrbcufnd June 15, 2022
Fuzzy Fucking Teddy Bear Socialism
Fuzzy Fucking Teddy Bear Socialism (noun)
/ˈfʌzi ˈfʌkɪŋ ˈtɛdi bɛr ˈsoʊʃəˌlɪzəm/
A satirical term for socialism presented with comforting, friendly, or politically appealing language while retaining the characteristics that make the underlying system socialist.
Etymology: From fuzzy + fucking + teddy bear + socialism, based on the proposition that attaching a cuddly adjective to an ideology does not change the ideology itself.
/ˈfʌzi ˈfʌkɪŋ ˈtɛdi bɛr ˈsoʊʃəˌlɪzəm/
A satirical term for socialism presented with comforting, friendly, or politically appealing language while retaining the characteristics that make the underlying system socialist.
Etymology: From fuzzy + fucking + teddy bear + socialism, based on the proposition that attaching a cuddly adjective to an ideology does not change the ideology itself.
Calling it ‘democratic socialism’ doesn’t make socialism something different. You could call it Fuzzy Fucking Teddy Bear Socialism and put a bow tie on it, but the teddy bear is still a socialist.
Fuzzy Fucking Teddy Bear Socialism by TattedUpJeep August 25, 2026
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