1. A person so effortlessly attractive, they’re not just a snack—they’re hauling an entire cart of looks, charisma, and confidence.
2. Someone who’s undeniably comprehensive hotness: style, swagger, and personality included.
2. Someone who’s undeniably comprehensive hotness: style, swagger, and personality included.
Snack Wagon: noun
Did you see Marcus at the party? Whole snack wagon energy.”
“Girl, you’re not just a snack—that’s a full snack wagon, brakes optional.”
“That new haircut turned him into a snack wagon.”
Did you see Marcus at the party? Whole snack wagon energy.”
“Girl, you’re not just a snack—that’s a full snack wagon, brakes optional.”
“That new haircut turned him into a snack wagon.”
by TattedUpJeep July 11, 2025
Get the Snack Wagonmug. The sudden, tragic death of your game mid-flirt.
Everything was going smooth — then boom: nerves, awkward stutter, or that one dumb comment that killed the vibe instantly.
Everything was going smooth — then boom: nerves, awkward stutter, or that one dumb comment that killed the vibe instantly.
“I was flirting hard until I called her ‘bro’ by accident. Total rizz fizz.”
“He had it… he had it… then he quoted Shrek. Instant rizz fizz.”
“She laughed at my joke, but then I tripped on a step. Rizz fizz. RIP me.”
“He had it… he had it… then he quoted Shrek. Instant rizz fizz.”
“She laughed at my joke, but then I tripped on a step. Rizz fizz. RIP me.”
by TattedUpJeep July 11, 2025
Get the Rizz Fizzmug. An overpowering attitude of entitlement, usually delivered with a fake smile, excessive volume, and a firm belief that the rules don’t apply to them. Common symptoms include name-dropping irrelevant connections, demanding managers, and using the phrase “I know my rights!”
He pulled into a handicap spot, got out with no placard, and said, ‘It’s just for a second.’ The entitletude was strong with this one.
The officers would have let her go, but she caught a charge after she displayed her entitletude.
Karen: “Unbelievable. I come here all the time. This is how you treat loyal customers?”
Employee: “You’ve got entitletude, ma’am. Please lower your voice.”
The officers would have let her go, but she caught a charge after she displayed her entitletude.
Karen: “Unbelievable. I come here all the time. This is how you treat loyal customers?”
Employee: “You’ve got entitletude, ma’am. Please lower your voice.”
by TattedUpJeep July 18, 2025
Get the Entitletudemug. A squad of fine-ass people (usually women) who roll up together looking like a mobile buffet of badness.
Not just a snack — this crew is a full-course combo rolling deep and unapologetically hot.
They don’t walk in — they arrive.
Not just a snack — this crew is a full-course combo rolling deep and unapologetically hot.
They don’t walk in — they arrive.
• “Bro… the club just shook. A snack wagon just pulled up and I forgot how to talk.”
• “You see that squad over there? Certified snack wagon.”
• “Five baddies, one car, one mission: slay. It’s the snack wagon.”
• “You see that squad over there? Certified snack wagon.”
• “Five baddies, one car, one mission: slay. It’s the snack wagon.”
by TattedUpJeep July 11, 2025
Get the Snack Wagonmug. To be publicly and humiliatingly caught cheating—especially on camera, like a Jumbotron at a sporting event—resulting in immediate heartbreak and maximum embarrassment.
Bonus points if Coldplay songs would make the moment even sadder.
Bonus points if Coldplay songs would make the moment even sadder.
• “Dude brought his side chick to the Lakers game and got coldplayed on the Kiss Cam. His girl saw it on Twitter before halftime.”
• “I thought I was slick until I got coldplayed at her cousin’s wedding—microphone and all.”
• “That moment when she turned to him with tears in her eyes and ‘Fix You’ started playing… man got coldplayed.”
• “I thought I was slick until I got coldplayed at her cousin’s wedding—microphone and all.”
• “That moment when she turned to him with tears in her eyes and ‘Fix You’ started playing… man got coldplayed.”
by TattedUpJeep July 18, 2025
Get the Coldplayedmug.