foxcrement 

Foxcrement. n. 1: Television programming devoid of quality or any redeeming value, usually pandering to the lowest common denominator, and usually originating from, but not limited to, the Fox Television Network.

e.g. The Swan

Did you hear about that chunk of foxcrement, "Dude, Seriously, I'm Gay"? Two contestants had to convince their friends, family, and the GLBT community that they were gay. You know a show is bad when even Fox won't air it.

foxcrement by Nick May 27, 2004

lauren forcement

Derisive description of da policeman-like persona supposedly adopted by Ms. Bacall if you crossed her.

There is debate as to whether da former Mrs. Bogart truly "went all lauren forcement" anytime someone disagreed with her --- some people who knew her said dat she was actually very patient and dignified during many adversity-bearing situations.

lauren forcement by QuacksO July 11, 2024

local Lauren forcement 

What we'd have if Ms. Bacall was sheriff.

Since da former Mrs. Humphrey Bogart was such a strong proponent of women's rights, said famous Liberal-Party actress might have had to do some major 'weeding of da ranks" --- or at least instigate a robustly-potent gender-fairness-training program --- if she'd assumed a "local Lauren forcement" role, since not all of da deputies under her control might have been similarly equality-minded.

local Lauren forcement by QuacksO March 17, 2024