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fountian of youth 

first you must understand what a donkey punch is. this would be like the next step. then you must get your date VERY drunk. while doing it from the back, in whatever hole you like, your date gets really sick because of the back-and-forth motion. continue to ride it like you stole it until she says shes gonna throw up. tell her to just do it. still continue to hit it until she vomits(hopefully repeatedly). while she vomits her abdomen will clamp down on your meat and two veg like a vice. viola...fountain of youth.
"foo, i was fountian of youthin' in my moms mini-van and she got chunks all over the door!"

"i almost couldnt hold on for the full 8 seconds while i fountain of youthed with this chick last night."
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fountian of youth 

To drink the urine of your sex partner during intercouse.
1. Who doesn't like drinking from the fountian of youth.

2. Let's go find the fountian of youth.
fountian of youth by fuckaholic December 3, 2003

Fountain of Youth 

Noun. A bowl like form in the scrotum area filled with any liquid.

Verb. (Fountain of Youthing) When one consumes a liquid from a stretched out scrotum. (commonly in a bowl shape)

When a person stretches out their nut sack and fills the surface with a liquid (another person typically takes a sip from it)
Showered with my girlfriend and she took a sip out of my fountain of youth.

I saw a girl fountain of youthing on the beach with a random guy using water from the ocean.
Fountain of Youth by LB and CF January 19, 2021

Fountain of youth 

When you cum in a female woman’s anus and then she forcefully ejects feces and sperm in the air explosive as the Fourth of July.
Person 1: why do you smell so bad?
Person 2: I put it so deep she gave me the fountain of youth.

Fountain of Youth 

Mystic water that has the abilities to make whoever drinks it or bathes in it younger.
old man into young man. Young man into kid. Kid into baby
Fountain of Youth by taz May 4, 2004

Fountain of Youth 

Having the female grab her ankles without bending her knees. Then give her a diet coke enema...as soon as the soda gets in her ass shove in a couple of mentos. The outcoming spray is the fountain of youth.
My girl blasted the wall from the fountain of youth I gave her.
Fountain of Youth by 69eater July 24, 2009

Fountain of Youth 

Upon finding a girl with a tracheotomy, you proceed to make love to the hole in her throat. Right when you're about to close the deal, get balls deep so your helmet protrudes out of her mouth. Then finish out of her mouth and revel at how much it looks like a fountain.
Colton: So i was bar hopping the other night, found this chick with a trache, got her piss drunk and did the fountain of youth.

Tom: (Sits there in stunned silence)

Colton: I know, awesome right?
Fountain of Youth by SIIS Balls January 28, 2010