Fount

Ghetto way to say the word "found". Similar to "kilt" (killed) and smelt (smelled), and quite a few other words that are often said by hoodies in the Corkseyvania area.

Here's your keys you been looking for. Pookie said he fount them under his bed.

by THEbx41 October 30, 2012

Fount

To knowingly take/not return something thats not yours, and showing it off to your friends.

Bryan- " Jay, where did you get that? "

Jay- " I fount it at dudes house."

by billy-bong torten April 15, 2011

Fount

A universal singularity, the source or origin which radiates depthless knowledge and information to the willful minions of a multi-million dollar corporation.

A spring or source of water; the source or head of a stream.

What time is concrete scheduled for Bank of the West - Treat?
When should we pickup the delineators for Fed Ex?
Who called from C & J Contracting?
What is heck is McNear / Kosloff?

I don't know...ask the fount.

by Arbuckle Trucking January 14, 2008

Fount

The fuel tank, or reservoir, at the base of a pressurized fuel lantern. As named in the parts list of a pressurized fuel lantern, e.g. a Coleman lantern.

Pressure must be maintained in the fount to keep the lantern light bright.

by lamphack August 16, 2017

Fount of Evil

see cake

Cake is the Fount of Evil!

by NotForrestGump June 6, 2013

Boss Fountain

The large source of health, ammunition, magic, etc. found directly before a boss fight.

Matt: Dude, why is there suddenly so much ammo in this room?

Rob: I'm near the end of the level. It's probably the boss fountain.

by omegaAngel July 20, 2013

Cream Fountain

The act of ejaculating into a water fountain nozzle, and leaving it for the next person to get a nice creamy surprise. Usually performed by no-good high school kids for prank amusement.

Highschool Delinquent1: You should have seen the look on Mr. Faulkner's face when he turned on the cream fountain for a drink, dude

Highschool Delinquent2: Serves him right for failing us in Pre-Calc

by SoYouThinkYou'reARockStar October 3, 2013