foulball 

When a man ejaculates in another person's rectum before licking/sucking the ejaculate from the rectum, and kissing the person who contained the ejaculate, passing them the fluids.

He foulballed me last night. I thought it might taste like shit, but it was fine!

foulball by UrbaneFictionary November 30, 2010

foulball 

A term used for professional basketball as played by those in the NBA. Essentially meaning the opposite of streetball. Used in reference to the fact that basketball cannot be played for more than 30 consecutive seconds without the game being stopped for a pussy foul.

Foulball is far inferior to baseball.

foulball by Bender March 16, 2005

Foul Ball 

When a man or woman is sitting on the toilet taking a number 2, when the time comes to wipe, they happen to get a little bit of feces on the wiping hand.

I just foul balled at work. I took off my coat too.. I had to wash my hands and go back to get my coat. I hope the guy in the stall next to me didn't notice.

Foul Ball by Cap'n brownbeard October 8, 2009

foolball 

A sport where you throw weird shaped balls, make stupid plays, and score lame touchdowns.

That fat man was watching the foolball game last sunday.

foolball by Mick January 5, 2005

foul ball 

When you are pooping and the length of your turd would cause you to normally have to raise up off of it, but it breaks and falls forward hitting your testicles.

Paul had to wipe his sack after the foul ball.

foul ball by biskitz October 23, 2008

foulbalken 

(adjective) To describe a person or place or thing that has such an irritable stench, it is only natural to stop and walk away from the certain nefarious odor. Naturally occuring examples of foulbalkeness include Public Restrooms, Petting Zoos, and formerly the beaches of New Jersey back in the 80's.

John had to run away from the library after someone let out an inaudible but foulbalken fart.

foulbalken by 34353higgins April 8, 2010

Foul Ball 

A sexual act where the guy asks a girl to teabag him while knowing that he hasn't washed his scrotal sack for an extended period of time (at least 5 days). The woman begins to teabag the man and gets a mouthful of ballsweat and whatever else may have grown or collected on the scrotum.

Gerald hadn't washed for weeks. At a party, Jenna took him to a back room with the intentions of a teabag. She ended up with a foul ball, and quite a taste in her mouth.

Foul Ball by Jonathan B. April 6, 2007