A state of arousal, desire and dread, brought on by the certainty that everyone else is enjoying more exciting, more frequent and more imaginative sex than you are.

One look from the Air France flight attendant and Albert's fomosexuality zoomed into high gear, such was the look in her eyes, the slightly disordered hair, her swollen lips, and the hushed thickness of her voice - he knew - knew! - that she had enjoyed a wildly sleepless night, had rolled out of bed just in time to make her flight, that the two men and one woman who had shared her bed were all sleeping in a state of satiation as thick and fragrant as the Cappuccino she was extending to his trembling hand as he muttered his barely-coherent 'Merci Giselle, ah, merci'.

Fomosexuality by Monkey's Dad September 15, 2019

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Footsexual

Anyone with a foot kink this is your kind of sexual. When people ask what your sexuality is, make sure to reply with this. You might lose a few friends, but atleast your being honest

“Gosh I am so footsexual for Satan’s feet”

Footsexual by HOLY_SPIRIT_IB December 20, 2021

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