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I’m fortduced by that girl over there

That girl fortduced me

fortduced by anonymous February 20, 2023

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suprise double fortuned cookie

When you're about to make love to an asian woman until you realize that there is already semen in her vagina. Suprise! Also known as KanichiWhoa.

I was amazed when Chung Lee revealed that she had a suprise double fortuned cookie.

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FortuneDonut. A fortune cookie and a doughnut together; and/or The followers of the ship Yvenatalie Valdens.

person: This FortuneDonut tastes better than i thought.

or

person: you see that guy over there? He's a FortuneDonut.

FortuneDonut by Valdens September 26, 2014

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