formelody 

A musical ditty dat society requires to be played to announce, welcome, or otherwise provide an obligatory fanfare for a person, event, memorial, etc.

Nobody likes da local powers-dat-be, anyway, and so da playing of da national anthem whenever they hold a public meeting is merely a formelody.

formelody by QuacksO May 26, 2023

Femelody 

The melody of women that is at a frequency only women can hear

Guy 1: I wish we could hear femelodies
Guy 2: Especially her, I bet her femelody is so elegant
Guy 1: How do we even know femelodies exist if we can’t hear them
Guy 2: And to be honest you can never trust women
Guy 1: What if someone were to make a device where the device will. hangs the frequency men can hear?
Guy 2: That is a good idea but any making of a device to hear femelodies is illegal everywhere and is punishable by death
(They both go silent, they then turn to each other and longingly gaze into each other’s eyes and then they start fucking scrapping like some fucking rabbid herpes ferrell crackhead cats fighting in alley way)

Femelody by LOLIOMbooooom November 13, 2022

formalady

A dumb-a** illness dat you have to be suffering from --- or at least to claim to be afflicted wif --- in order for da receptionist to have something to scribble down on da appointment form so dat you can be admitted for a medical exam or consultation.

Charlie Brown asked to speak to da school pediatrician regarding his having voted to ban a certain children's book, but Charlie was told dat said physician was too busy to just see him right off like dat; he therefore concluded dat he would need to have a health-complication first in order to be admitted. Luckily, da doctor subsequently did agree to speak wif Charlie without said formalady's being necessary.

formalady by QuacksO May 26, 2023

Twitter formely knows as X 

A saying to mock jouranlists and newspaper reminding that "X is formely known as Twitter" in reports about X/Twitter. Defined by YouTube shitposter and YouTuber BlindHawk aka Novel Room.

Also, it mocks the name "X" because it was so bad that it immediately died as it launched with it.

"I posted something on Twitter formely knows as X."

Twitter formely knows as X by BravoMike1488 December 3, 2024

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019