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perfect hair forever

a cartoon created by williams street, the makers of adult swim. it's about a boy named gerald who has really bad hair. he goes to his mentor, uncle grandfather, for help, and he tells gerald that he must "attain a level that will bring you large gifts of un-balding ways." it was aired in the place of squidbillies, a show about hillbilly squids. afterwards, a panel discussion is held by space ghost, with meatwad from aqua teen hunger force, sharko from sealab 2021, and early kyler from squidbillies on the panel. hilarity ensues.

perfect hair forever will become a series on adult swim in summer of 2005.
"the other students laugh at me. they call me...Retarded Hair Guy." -gerald
perfect hair forever by d-shadow January 19, 2005

perfect hair forever

A show that people are ashamed to admit they love.
Perfect hair forever stars a talking hotdog, and a tree that has sex with dogs.

Whatsup with that :D?
perfect hair forever by The Dalian December 28, 2005

Perfect Hair Forever

A totally fucking badass adult swim that stupid fuckers bitch about. It's also followed up by a kickass space ghost interview.
"InuYashaXKagome707 says that Perfect Hair Forever sucks, so we should watch it."
Perfect Hair Forever by Soup December 20, 2004

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004