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For shit 

For shit by Spanky December 8, 2003

For Shit 

Or also known as fer shit, this word means that you are ass at something or someone can't do something.
Me: You're a fer-shit president. Get a life.

Trump: I also have a for shit hairstyle. Wait, fuck, I need to spray my dick more with the fucking spray tan I clogged my ass with!
For Shit by Dapper Bitch February 7, 2017

for shit's sake 

when a situation calls for a response where a more pronounced explative does not quite apply. or when a situation is noticed where simply saying shit is not enough and requires special recognition.
shelly: dan quit saying fuck so much!
dan: why the fuck not shelly?
shelly: OH FOR SHIT'S SAKE.

jamie: help, i can't seem to find my vibrator.
dan: i think shelly must have broken it or ran down the batteries again.
shelly: OH FOR SHIT'S SAKE!
for shit's sake by slapnuts208 August 9, 2009

for shit sakes 

An expression of total discussed in someone as to why they cannot do something, and you feel as if they can at least do it for the sake of a piece of shit if nothing else at all matters.
Dad: Son, please take out the trash for your mother.
Son: But why? It is not like I have to do what you say and you can’t make me!
Dad: Well for shit sakes, you could at least do something around the house every now and then!

Spear Fishing For Shit Sharks 

The act of having anal sex and during the removal of said cock pulls out a shit shark on the end
Tito: Damn homie are you Spear Fishing For Shit Sharks?

Me: Hellz yeah you know it look at this extra large shit shark i caught!

Tito: It looks angry!

Can't Sing for Shit 

When your singing sounds so bad even shit doesn't want to hear it
Guy 1: Wow that guy sounds like a dying monkey!
Guy 2: He can't sing for shit
Can't Sing for Shit by sydlas January 25, 2016
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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