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(Noun) A term used to describe someone on foot. Usually to insult them without them knowing. Originally from Warcraft.
Peter, you're such a footman.
Get this footman off me!
footman by Chop December 13, 2004

footman frenzy 

A spin-off from the popular Warcraft III game Footman Wars. It was created by HatoUp aka Fox^1 or TheBigGame. Frenzy features more hero use and many more items than the original. There are also many custom heroes used, such as the death sheep and Avalanche. Frenzy is now the most popular footman wars game on Battle.net.
Person 1:Dude, let's play some DotA!
Person 2:No way, loser. Let's play footman wars.
Person 3:No way, loser. We should play Footman Frenzy!
footman frenzy by Error January 20, 2007

mr footman 

Quentin Tarantino. He has a foot fetish. For example, if you watch his movies there is always a scene or two focusing on feet, talking about it, and generally foot related scenes that really aren't needed.
Quentin Tarantino has a foot fetish, and therefore is mr footman.
mr footman by m o t h October 24, 2020
A foonman is a person who meets these three criterion: 21 or older, not going to school, and living with their parents. At the age of 21 the a foonman is known as a 3rd class foonman. At 25: second class. 30: 1st class, 40: master foonman, 50 on: senior master foonman. If the foonman continues to live with his parents until they die, he is then a purple heart foonman. There is a also a specialty class of person who moves back in with their parents with a spouse and kids. This is known as an all american foonman.
Person one: "Hey isn't that guy like 30 and still living with his parents"?
Person two: "Yeah, hes a foonman".
Foonman by Foonman July 19, 2010
A man who eats,sleeps,and drinks foosball.
You:"Yo what's up Foosman?"
Foosman:Your mom.
Foosman by Mattastic30 February 22, 2010

footmen frenzy 

A popular custom game for Warcraft 3. Involves the use of footmen units and/or a hero.
Person A: Man, have you tryed footmen frenzy yet?
Person B: No, why?
Person A: It beats Dota by along shot!
footmen frenzy by Glenn_Quagmire September 9, 2006