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footfag

Some who is down bad for feet, they love everything about feet and do not care what others think about them.
Did you hear? Sauce is a Footfag, they love feet !
by SauceElf May 3, 2021
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footbag

Footbag is a growing sport, played mostly in Europe and North America, though there are a rapidly growing number of footbag clubs and players around the world. Frequently referred to as "Hacky Sack" (a product manufactured by Wham-O, Inc.), footbag has existed as a competitive sport in several forms since the 1970's. There are a substantial number of footbag tournaments and festivals each year.

Competitive footbag is governed by the International Footbag Committee (IFC), which publishes the official Rules of Footbag Sports.
The most popular competitive footbag sports are Footbag Net and Freestyle.
by Allan December 9, 2003
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footage

A piece of recent video or film.
'CCTV footage shows west London anti-terror arrest'
by jchr October 30, 2013
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Foot Fag

The foot fags who keep asking to see that chicks feet are fucking annoying. For god's sake her tits are right there.
by M.R.X. March 14, 2011
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Stock Footage

A telephone conversation skill that involves giving the impression of listening to one's interlocutor's monologue while actually focusing on a separate unrelated task that demands all of one's conscious attention. This technique allow one to focus on one of the myriad tasks that demand our time in this Information Age such as checking email, reading product labels, console video games, television subplot hermeneutics, etc.

The effective Stock Footage skill set includes (at least):
1. Subliminally registering important words,
2. Following the tone and cadence of your partner's voice while ignoring its content,
3. Judiciously interjecting soothing phrases when appropriate,
4. And, (the most expert skill) responding to the dreaded "Are you even listening to me?" or somesuch query by reconstructing from one's subconscious mind enough of the meaning of the fellow communicant's narrative to prevent a highly undesirable incidence of Color Bars.
In the following example, Speaker B is engaging in Stock Footage:

Speaker A: "...and so she says to me 'no way' and i go 'you've GOT to be kidding me' and he goes 'no you DIDN'T' and then they both started in again with the, you know, and I was like so... "

Speaker B: "So.. what?"

Speaker A: "Embarrassed, you know? Are you even listening to me?"

Speaker B; "Yes, of course, they were at it again with the same old same old can you believe it?'

Speaker A; "I know! And then she was like..."
by Sergeant Hoze July 30, 2008
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Footvagina

1. A last name, opposite of the hancock last name.
Hello Frederick Footvagina!
by Matthew Footvagina September 7, 2009
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footface

To stick your foot in someone's face in a sexual manner
Man i cant believe that i footfaced david last night. That was a mistake
by sportyo June 12, 2009
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