Football game

A motive for homicide.

Homicide detective- Why did you do it?
Suspect- Did you watch the football game? These fans from the other team were talking shit and...
Homicide detective- I would have done the same thing. You're all right with me man, you can go home now.

Football game by Solid Mantis November 29, 2020

High school football game 

A football game played by high schoolers, but mainly a social event. 20% of people watch the game, and 80% talk and socialize majority of the game.

When all the highschoolers went to the High school football game,they new the game would actually be a social gathering.

High school football game by urbandictionaryknowitall October 23, 2011

Lesbian Football Game 

When a football game has all offense and NO D.

This is a lesbian football game because there is absolutely NO D at all!

Lesbian Football Game by Dr. Biggs December 31, 2020

A game of football 

Code for a gay makeout session between males. The amount of guys involved is limitless. Could include sexual intercourse and blowjobs as well as anything they want to do. This term is used by closeted and overly masculine dudes.

K: Let’s go play a game of football later!
T: Aye, I’m down bro.

A game of football by Shmart dude November 10, 2019

The-ball-game-that-isnt-football-or-dodgeball-that-the-hopeless-people-play-during-games-where-they-body-people-and-tell-them-to-fuck-off 

The game that isn't quite like any other ball game and is usually played by people who aren't good at other sports. Usually played by a small group of kids, generally unsupervised.

Today I played the-ball-game-that-isnt-football-or-dodgeball-that-the-hopeless-people-play-during-games-where-they-body-people-and-tell-them-to-fuck-off during PE class.

The-ball-game-that-isnt-football-or-dodgeball-that-the-hopeless-people-play-during-games-where-they-body-people-and-tell-them-to-fuck-off by TrainerGamer December 12, 2020

GameFAQs-Sports and Racing-NCAA Football 

A message board where actual discussion of college football is dwarfed by the sheer amount of trolling, LOL topics, and team insults. Any legitimate point will be immediately countered by one or more users posting

"u mad?"
"RAAAAAGE"
"FFFFFFFF"

or replying with a "quote" of another user which is completely replaced with their own text in a really poor attempt at being clever.

The average board poster is between the ages of 21 and 30 but can be guaranteed to act like an 8 year-old in a playground argument.

I feel really bad for the users who post garbage on GameFAQs-Sports and Racing-NCAA Football all Saturday long, because that means they have no actual games to attend nor friends to watch them with.

GameFAQs-Sports and Racing-NCAA Football by TooClassy1 October 11, 2009