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foomcroflmao 

falling out of my chair rolling on floor laughing my ass off
when sally told that joke i started foomcroflmao
foomcroflmao by benbenigans February 18, 2009

fotcrotflmao 

computer shorthand usually used on AIM

its stands for "Falling Off The Chair, Rolling On The Floor, Laughing My Ass Off"
superfreak747: ...and then she tells me that it was in her back pocket the entire time!

CrEeDfAnAtIc: fotcrotflmao
fotcrotflmao by Kmartin1280 August 6, 2008

foclrotflmao

foclrotflmao is a term used when you have fallen off of a chair because you were laughing so hard, but didn't stop laughing, therefore you are rolling on the floor laughing your ass off.

foclrotflmao= fall off chair laughing rolling on the floor laughing my ass off.
You're sitting at home watchin Dane Cook, when you fall off of your chair and continue laughing. therefore, you foclrotflmao.
foclrotflmao by Dr. Comedian March 21, 2010

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026