Junk Food Dude

Someone who is always around, but doesn't really have any redeeming features. High in sodium, low in anything worthwhile.

That guy you were about to fight last night was being a real Junk Food Dude

by brucelives December 30, 2015

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Food with dude

An entity who is a dude and somewhere on him is food. No one knows what kind of food he'll have on but most of the time it's food you want. These creatures are very stupid. DO NOT INTERACT WITH THEM FOR MORE THAN AN HOUR, as they might poison you.

Hey the food with dude is approaching you

by Poopa stinka010 May 11, 2022

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dude food

semen

I totally fed her my dude food last night

by Mr. Tibet September 20, 2009

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Dude Food

When two straight man suck each other's dicks. No homo.

"Hey man, can I get some dude food?" *unzips pants*
"Hell yeah my dude!"
(No Homo implied)

by bing bing bung June 23, 2016

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foods before dudes

Another phrase for fries before guys, but only for use if you're really salty.

Could also be used if you are hungry, with same meaning as fries before guys.

Jessica: do u want to go to McDonald's for dinner

Melissa: can't. Josh want me to come to his place.

Jessica: u bitch. foods before dudes.

Melissa: o shit u right

by hiwelcometohollister May 31, 2018

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