fonsht
a word of unknow origin. its definition is not entirely clear, as the word fonsht is in itself rather fonsht. it describes behavior that is vague or unexpected
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Fonstipation
The condition you get when you're belly is so bloated that you have a combination of a (near to full term) food baby AND constipation
Ell: babe do you fancy some pizza or curry?
Me: I couldn't eat another thing after yesterday's foodfest - look at my belly I've got bad fonstipation
Me: I couldn't eat another thing after yesterday's foodfest - look at my belly I've got bad fonstipation
Fonstipation by Lazyfatbitch December 26, 2016
Related Words
fonsht • Fonster • foishty • Fonshway • Fonstipation • Fonstress • Fooshty • Foushty • Fo'n She'l • foosh taco
Fonster
1. A hoagie from WaWa or any other hoagie making place that includes all possible ingriedients all at the same time (i.e. An Italian Hoagie with mayonaise, tartar sauce, horse radish, lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, onions, ketchup, salt, pepper, etc. etc.)
2. A person who is a fucking monster, for being slovenly dressed or hobo-looking in his dress. (Also See Fonstress for the female version).
2. A person who is a fucking monster, for being slovenly dressed or hobo-looking in his dress. (Also See Fonstress for the female version).
Fooshty
Hey Mckellar? Put away your fooshty bell end.
You should have seen the girl i beefed last night. She had a well fooshty minge.
You should have seen the girl i beefed last night. She had a well fooshty minge.
Fooshty by Fooshty Bob April 23, 2008
Fonstress
fonster
1. A slovelnly dressed man. Often mistake for a homeless man. It is the combination of "fucking" and "monster". Fonster = Fucking Monster.
1. Also known as a sandwhich that consist of all available condiments.
1. Also known as a sandwhich that consist of all available condiments.
1. Man, did you see that guy Dave? He was wearing busted timberland boots, dirty jeans, a tight polo shirt, and he had pubes growing off his chin...what a fonster!
2. That is quite a fonster sandwhich you got there...mayonaise, lettuce, tomatoes, ketchup, pepper, salt, vinegar, ham, cheese, pickles, onions, and relish.
2. That is quite a fonster sandwhich you got there...mayonaise, lettuce, tomatoes, ketchup, pepper, salt, vinegar, ham, cheese, pickles, onions, and relish.
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