1. A Class-based first-person shooter with multiple gamemodes/objectives
2. A multiplayer FPS that 99% of Call of Duty players will hate.
3. A hat-based conga simulator.
4. An FPS that has the time period and art of the 20th century industrial age.
5. IT'S FREE!

If you don't want to play Call of Duty or Minecraft, why not try Team Fortress 2 and Terraria?

Team Fortress 2 by XxCommandoxX December 14, 2014

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Dick Fortress

When there is a huge group of guys (has to be a minimum of 2 men) around a single girl all openly or secretly pursing her. It is like an extremely long queue to get in the girl's panties. Usually, at least one of the guys is having sexual relations/in a relationship with her but right when that ends, there is a man to comfort and sex her.

"Maria will never be single because she has a massive dick fortress."

- "Hey go talk to her!"
- "I can't! See all those guys?! Her dick fortress is impenetrable!"

Dick Fortress by badtree132 March 16, 2015

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Team Fortress 2

A team-based first-person shooter multiplayer video game wherein the players' main goal is to collect hats.

Man... I only need 38 more drops until I can try to craft a Triboniophorus Tyrannus in Team Fortress 2.

Team Fortress 2 by HATMASTER May 20, 2010

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