Fong

1. noun - a cunt that gets wet by the sight of large asian boys.

2. verb - to become wet.

3. adj - adjective reserved for fong-like things. one that sucks or blows in a manner that makes a "walter" wet in the asshole.

guy: oh my god, did you see that fong just now?
guy 2: yea, i think hes wet now.

by the_oracles_eye March 30, 2009

fonged

To fong something means to post it on social media and then delete it.

The usage of this word comes from the social media behavior of Gary Fong, a "rockstar" of the photography world and the creator of a line of photography products, such as the Gary Fong Puffer (a device to soften your on camera flash). He is known for weighing in on a variety of topics from the photography world to the economy. He frequently posts status updates on Facebook or posts comments on Twitter, which mysteriously disappear after a short period of time (from a few hours to a few days.)

Jody: "Did you see that status update Jane posted last night? She really slammed Dave's behavior."

Mary: "It seems to be gone now. She must have fonged it."

by phantographer October 28, 2013

fong fong

fong fong the word those fuckin chinize fuckheads say when they curse the fuck out of you in other words it means fuck those fuckin chinize

go fong fong yo momma

by layne March 9, 2005

Fong

To tickle the armpit of another.

The family gathering was going well until Aunt Judy decided to fong Dave.

by Wrasslinandbeer December 31, 2018

Fong

A bad, terrible person. One who knows nothing about maths and science.

You are such a fong!

by ClintCameron May 17, 2016

fong

A Fob who is completely clueless. Spends all day surfing the web without any purpose. A tragic case.

Oh no, look at how many Fongs are in the lab..

by Mike March 10, 2005

fong

When you're fed up with everyone's shit and you're damn near ready to commit

Yo did you see gavin's private story?
That nigga fong as fuck

by so fong February 29, 2020