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Fonging
Fonging by Jack Arentz January 11, 2004
Fonging
Fonging is when you take the rack out of your oven, tie two strings around the end, wrap the other end of the strings around your fingers, and then bend over slightly from the waist and put your fingers in your ears, at which point others gently tap on the rack with kitchen utensils such as wooden salad spoons, turkey basters, or screwdrivers and it makes an amazing sound in your head.
Fonging by Erasmus Caffery October 4, 2006
fonging
To bail out flaking of appointments at the last minute with really lame ass excuses like.... "hey, how's it going, it's **** i just got your text message, sorry bro, ummm, i think i'm gonna have to cancel last minute, i started work this week, as i think i mentioned to you in my email on Monday, yeah it's been a tough transition getting settled in, kinda draining physically mentally so, ummm, still in the Peninsula, took a half hour nap and by the time i get there, it'll prob be like 9, and i know you're gonna be there until 9:30, so, hopefully maybe we can get together tomorrow, spoke with ####, so I'll give you a call and try to shoot for Saturday and hope you're having a good time, and I spoke with #### and heard it was a good turnout, so i'll kick your butt in pool next time and we'll get together soon. alright, talk to you later."
Dude, are you fonging on me? what kind of lame ass excuse is "i'm really tired. I've gotta bail. I'll make it up to you next time." That's so shady.
fonging by spidey1000 May 13, 2008
Fonding
Verb;
The act of looking at someone with such care that you radiate your love for them by simply staring at them.
The act of looking at someone with such care that you radiate your love for them by simply staring at them.
Fonding by charlotte_azar December 1, 2016
fogging nuts
fogging nuts by goldbugfever September 29, 2013
Fonzingham
Originally named as a Happy Days hybrid, Fonzingham is the greatest sidekick of all time. He has awesome one liners, gets you beers when you need them and... has the personality of James Brown.
"Terry's party was abysmal... then Fonzingham turned up with kegs and strippers!! "
Thank God we invited Fonzingham!
High five freeze frame.
Thank God we invited Fonzingham!
High five freeze frame.
Fonzingham by CJR1979 June 7, 2010
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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