fong fong 

fong fong the word those fuckin chinize fuckheads say when they curse the fuck out of you in other words it means fuck those fuckin chinize

go fong fong yo momma

fong fong by layne March 9, 2005

big fong

a gender neutral replacement for mom or dad.

sorry i can’t come over today, big fong grounded me.

big fong by i topped your father March 10, 2021

Faux-Fong 

Faux-Fong - Refers to Chinese stir-fry, made at home. That's right - It's not authentic, but it's simple and easy!

Let's face it, the best Chinese food is found in the many Chinese restaurants around town, offering a multitude of flavors and ingredients. The thing is, sometimes you want the food but don't want to get out....even for take-out. So, what to do?

Faux-Fong - the basics:
1. Meat (or Tofu) of your choice.
2. Package of frozen Stir-fry Veggies.
3. Envelope of Stir-fry Seasoning.

Adventurous? Impress her with these:
1. Rice
2. Tea

Her: Raining tonight, how about a movie and take-out?
Him: Sounds great....but take-out? It's raining cats 'n dogs out there!!
Her: I'd love some Chinese tonight!
Him: Hmmm.....Faux-Fong ok?
Her: Really, Sweetie? You'd make Faux-Fong for me?
Him: Sure!!
Her: You're the best!!!

Faux-Fong by Steve & Sarah's Dad:) September 15, 2018

Pong Fong 

A poorly designed version of the game Pong, most likely created using Visual Basic. Paddles may change size and leave smears, and the ball may leave marks behind as it moves.

This Pong Fong reminds me of Pong, but it sucks really hard.

Pong Fong by SlauterHouZe101 May 22, 2010

fong kong 

"Fong kong" refers to something that is very obviously fake, plastic, or non-believable. It can also be used to refer to something or someone that tries desperately hard to be cool, but falls flat.

This term has originated amongst South African youth, and was used mostly back in 2000-2002.

Desperado: "Hey Jerry, check out the boobs on that chick!"
Jerry: "Ai, that's fong kong if I ever saw it, boet!"

fong kong by QJ87 March 12, 2008

fong tzu

a philosopher of the 21st century who believes primarily in these 3 ideas:
1. fuc* you
2. you are so full of s*it
3. go rot in hell

these are the only phrases he uses to engage in a conversation.

brett: "yo fong tzu how was your day bro"
fong tzu: "go rot in hell"

fong tzu by mo tzu November 23, 2011

fing fong

fing fong is a person. her bestie is sam and sam likes to spew out random facts like that bison poop hardens in seven days. fing fong is a very short girl who is older than sam but still six feet shorter. fing fong disapproves everything sam does because sam likes stupid stuff, like one punch man. and technoblade. fing fong also has weird baby hairs.

sam: FING FONG DID U KNOW THAT FEMALE PEACOCKS ARE ACTUALLY CALLED PEAHENS????
fing fong: *sigh*

fing fong by maifingfongtable:))))) April 14, 2020